Whacking Stick, Space Balls and Butt Heads

When did I piss the gods off so bad that they decided to shine down on me today?

There was no consultation, it just keeps getting worse and worse!

Why me?

I've been such a good girl?

Fuck this sucks!

I got into work early this morning, working away, catching up, getting shit done when all of the sudden a manager comes in and "informs" me I have a room mate now!

Oh no who?

Who? Are you Serious? FUCK!

I'd rather rack my fucking eyes out and walk on hot coals then share my office with HIM!

Well guess what?

Gloves are off!

Game on dudes!

Fuck! Did I mention how much this is going to suck?

He is wearing a head set to talk to people, are you serious? Fucker!

Yeah that is totally not annoying.

He came in and in an effort to be funny removed my name plate and put his up, I told "have stick will use it". ha, ha, ha funny, so funny - no I'm fucking serious dude!

Check out the Birthday Cake

I want to send out a great BIG THANK YOU to Hollee for this absolute gorgeous creation!

Although I haven't tasted it yet. I'll keep you posted on that front :)

It is a BIG surprise for my Sister-In-Law's Birthday tomorrow, it was based on her own kitty Belle. She will love this!

Almost, not Quite

It's the last week of school, thank the good lord.

I am sick and tired of the girl drama.

I hate all girls, they suck!

I hate whining children!

I hate tattle tales!

I did what I said I wouldn't, that makes me mad!

It is time for the end of year to come and it couldn't come soon enough!

Bring on the last day of school so summer can really begin.

Owen, Owen, Owen

OMG! If I heard this kids name once I heard it 1000 times!

We met Owen and his family last summer at Jellystone and I wanted to stab myself in the eye. The dad never stops saying his name, he is a challenged child, I am not sure to what degree, either way the parents need some parental coaching.

Just my luck, their camper was beside ours - f'in perfect! Saturday AM 6:55 am, guess what I heard?

Owen, Owen, No Owen, come back Owen, Owen, Owen, Owen, by 7:45am Saturday morning I said to DH "I am so close to telling him to shut the fuck up, go over to the child you moron, stop just saying his fuckin' name!!!"

While in line waiting for the hayride they were behind us. How perfect for me! Yeah Me! NOT

Owen ran to the mini golf area and they "never noticed", a young couple were golfing when Owen ran up and grabbed one of thier golf balls and ran away, the young couple were like WTH? The mom says "did Owen take their golf ball?", the dad "I don't know, Owen did you take that golf ball?", I chime in, "yep he did"! The dad, the moron he is went over to get Owen and started walking back to the line, the mom said "have him take thier ball back", oh dad did he let Owen throw it at them, just missing the guy? As they started walking back the mom said "have him say he's sorry!", he runs over and the dad says "sorry"!!!

That's nothing, get this, Sunday AM as we were packing up, DH & DD watched Owen run over to someone else's camper and climb the stairs and barge into their camper, the woman was screeming get out, get out! She must have been changing! Owen ran out holding his ears!

Like come on! Had that been our camper, I'd be pissed! If your not going to watch him close enough to keep him out of other people's camper then tie him to the f'in tree, its not like you watch him close anyway!

He ran away often all weekend and they never bothered to look until 10-15 minutes later. Wow can you say trusting?

Wow!

PumPed

I am ready to hit the ball field, last night was our registration and I was a little worried if we'd have a full team or not but lo and behold our reputation preceeds us, we had many return because they love it and some new ones from word of mouth.

Every parent who came in raved about how much their kids loved it and how much fun they had last year and the parents were very happy with the way the program is run.

What a nice thing to hear when you only ever hear about the negative stuff or how it can be run differently.

Good grief people, it is a volunteer job and I give 110% to the kids. What more do you want?

Whatever! I do it for all the right reasons, because I love teaching the kids the skills and seeing them do so well makes me so happy. Kids are amazing creatures, and I think it is so sad when kids say "I can't" when we all know full well they can if they just try, I remember I had a teacher in grade 3 who wrote a note home to my mother saying "Melanie says she can't whenever she is encouraged to try something new, I do not allow those words in my classroom, we want the children to know "they can do anything".

I have adopted that motto, there is no such thing as I can't, although my DD rolls her eyes when I say that and that Practice makes Perfect! But it really does.

I have 19 amazing kids, some who haven't played before and others who have played all 4 years with us. We have a rocking bunch of kids who I suspect will rock the ball field this year.

Play Ball!!!!!!

Boot Camp Hell

I just got back!

I took a hot bath to soothe my poor crying muscles.

The instructor informed me that my dirty looks didn't scare her one bit, she only upped the push ups higher or made us do the plank for longer or she added extra time onto the jump squats...what an evil bitch......

Whom I think is awesome...that 24 year old little bitch almost made me cry tonight....damn she is good!

I'm thinking of lots of things......

I have lots of things going through my head right now, not 1 thing in particular I guess, so here are some highlights.

• I have a new dress on today that my DD picked out for me and everyone loves it, that makes me feel very good
• My dress is 2 sizes smaller than it was last year
• Thank god for Crystal Light lately
• My free weights have doubled in the past few months - yeah me
• I feel much stronger, my shoulders are looking defined - yeah me
• I love roasted veggies
• I do not enjoy talking on the phone at all anymore
• I don't like nasty annonymous comments, thats not nice at all
• I love big gawdy jewellry lately
• Shoes, Shoes, Shoes....I can't get enough
• I wish I were still at the concert, I wish I could do it all over again
• I miss Glee already
• My new favourite series is Nurse Jackie on HBO, it is AWESOME!!!
• I hate paperwork
• I wish I were scrapbooking right now, I put a bunch of pictures onto my USB key last night in anticipation to print some
• I wish I were at the gym right now too, but I can't do both can I? At the same time?
• I love my DD's new dresses she bought in the USA, they are so cute
• I love my new lunch bag, it looks like a purse but fits everything perfectly
• A co-worker tried to steal my lunch bag on Monday, its that cute
• Customer Service is important, Business Owners should make that their #1 priority!
• In the state of Maine, blinkers are only a "suggestion" of which way you "might" turn - Holy Shit, its the law!!!! A suggestion my foot, cyclist are treated different....crazy!
• I love my new green pen from TD Bank, its pretty and matches my dress today
• I love dinner & drinks on Friday nights with the funniest couple ever
• I am looking forward to the end of the school year

Beware Pooch Lovers - Protect Your Pets

A friend of mine went away on vacation and left her dogs at a boarding house, please read her terrible experience and share it with everyone you know so for anyone living in the Freddy Beach Zone doesn't fall into the same trap and possible tragedy.

http://notalwaysaboutme.blogspot.com/

Great, Just Great!

Life is great, wonderful, the best ever even!

My busy time is winding down, school is soon ending, my busy life is starting to slow down, some things I have decided to not worry about - I know crazy eh?

Everything is great, just great, thanks for asking!

Thinking of everyone! Miss our time together as a whole.

RaIn

I know we need it but darn it all it puts a damper on my plans when there are outdoor activities to be had.

I had organzied a community Bike Rodeo for all the young kids in my area through the RCMP and school so our kiddo's would receive their certification on bike safety.

Darn it all!

Oh well, no badge being earned for that this year........

Darn it all and the worst part is I still have to take my kid to the meeting because they only have 1 week left.