Saturday, October 31, 2009

Its time for.....

Another lesson in ettiquette........Featuring.........

How to Act at the Grocery Store 101

  • there is a speed limit in the grocery store and it isn't saunter
  • when your in the "can't find what I'm looking for mode...move the GD cart out of the middle of the aisle please
  • there is a time limit on how long you can stand and stare at the same canned goods, well maybe not but there should be
  • look around people, look around......and if you do look around, move the hell out of a persons way - please
  • Your cart does not move itself, when you are 5ft away and you see me moving it to the side and you say yeah just move it...um ok but how about you move it?
  • DON'T barrell out of an aisle and think its my fault for poor timing in trying to get by that lane.
  • No you may not jump ahead of me with your less than 10 items....go the hell over to the 10 items or less lady.....your life is not that much more important
  • Cashier lady for god sakes, if you can't multi task fast enough then shut the hell up..I'd rather you not talk to me if it means you can scan & bag quicker

There thats enough for today, until next time......stay safe

1 comment:

Hollee said...

ok - so...um...although I share all of your concerns, your list scares the hell out of me! Please let me know where you shop so that I can sure to shop elsewhere! LOL

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